May 2013
flexed:
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
gods-nipples:
what if instead of pubes you had feathers
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
rhydonmyhardon:
trying to lose weight by manually reblogging instead of 1 click reblog
vinoxe:
all i do is look at text posts and wonder how i didn’t think of them first
niqqaniall:
i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra
espeonchan:
it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
one-hamburger:
Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
mntrose:
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
katherlne:
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
chanandlerb0ng:
what’s that thing called where your crush likes you back
oh yes your imagination
thepretendr:
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
icantevennnn:
larry-gaymas:
do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl
especially in dresses
icantevennnn:
larry-gaymas:
do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl
especially in dresses
cliterallysame:
I love making people who already hate me hate me more
